Free tool · No signup
AI Post Roast Generator
Roast my post. Paste any social post — LinkedIn, Instagram, X — and get a cringe score, your posting archetype, and one savage-but-fair line about what is making people cringe. Then a rewrite that earns the laugh instead of being the joke.
What it is
An honest roast you can actually use
Most feedback on your writing is too polite to be useful. The Post Roast Generator is not. Paste a post and it tells you exactly why it reads as cringe — in one line, with the comedic timing of a friend who has had enough of your humblebrags. The roast is the hook; the score and the rewrite are the payoff.
It works on any platform. A LinkedIn broetry sermon, an Instagram deep-caption, an X thread that opens with 'a thread 🧵' and never delivers — paste it in and get roasted, scored, and handed a cleaner version. Funny enough to share, useful enough to keep.
How it works
Paste it. Get roasted. Glow up.
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Paste the post. Any platform, any length. Hooks, hashtags, emoji — feed it everything.
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Take the roast. One sharp line about what is making it cringe, plus a cringe score and your posting archetype.
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Keep the rewrite. A glow-up version that survives the roast — same point, none of the wince. Copy and ship.
The archetypes it roasts
The posting personas it loves to burn
- The Humblebragger — disguising a flex as gratitude, badly.
- The Broetry Poet — turning one sentence into a six-line poem with the Enter key.
- The Thread Baiter — "a thread 🧵" that promises everything and delivers a screenshot.
- The Manufactured Storyteller — a fake-deep origin story that lands on a sales pitch.
- The Buzzword Machine — synergy, leverage, disrupt, and circle back, all in one breath.
- The Engagement Beggar — "comment YES, tag a friend, save this for later" stapled to the end.
Who it's for
For posters with a sense of humor about themselves
Founders, marketers, creators, and anyone who can take a joke and wants their post to land. Roast a draft before you publish, roast a friend's post in the group chat, or roast your own greatest hits and feel the burn. The roast is free; the rewrite is the part that actually makes you better.
FAQ
Frequently asked questions
Is the roast generator free?
Yes — paste a post and get roasted, scored, and rewritten with no signup. Quippy the app is a separate paid product with a 3-day free trial.
How harsh is the roast?
Savage but fair. The goal is a line sharp enough to share and true enough to act on — never cruel for its own sake.
Does it work on any platform?
Yes — LinkedIn posts, Instagram captions, and X threads all work. Paste the text and let it cook.
Does it just roast, or does it help?
Both. Every roast comes with a cringe score, your archetype, and a glow-up rewrite that keeps your point and drops the cringe.
Get roasted. Then get better.
Free roast now — and when you want posts that never get roasted in the first place, Quippy writes them in your voice.